Achievements Unlocked
Don't worry, metagaming is all that matters.

Bosses Killed
You've killed HOW many?

Hierophants Killed
You've killed HOW many?

Legions Killed
You've killed HOW many?

Boss Killer
You've come a long ways from asking how to switch hands.

Hierophant Killer
Hierophant, but not triumphant.

How Do I Switch Hands???
If you saw someone casually club themselves upside the head with a toolbox anywhere in the galaxy but here, you'd probably be pretty concerned for them.

I Was a Teenage Anarchist
You were doing a great job sticking it to the system until that vending machine decided to fight back.

Legion Killer
We were many..now we are none.

WHAT JUST HAPPENED
As a blood cultist, be part of a team that summons 3 shuttle curses within 10 seconds. Imagine cleaning up after them, g r o s s!