Achievements Unlocked
Don't worry, metagaming is all that matters.

Hardcore random points
Well, I might be a blind, deaf, crippled guy, but hey, at least I'm alive.

Maintenance Pills Consumed
Wait why?

Assistant Victory
If you got killed instead of someone more important, you just flexed the true strength of your """"role"""".

HA, GOTTEM
Made you look!

How Do I Switch Hands???
If you saw someone casually club themselves upside the head with a toolbox anywhere in the galaxy but here, you'd probably be pretty concerned for them.

Legendary fisher
Give a spaceman a fish and you feed him for a while; teach a spaceman to fish and you feed him until the shuttle arrives.

Secrets behind the Spider Door
You managed to open a gate into the mansus.

The Best Driver
100 honks later

The Last Act
You managed to become the ringleader and slay the lie.