Achievements Unlocked
Don't worry, metagaming is all that matters.

Archmage
Made a big impression on the station with your phenomenal cosmic power.

Centcom Grade: Shitty Service
Well, you at least tried. How about trying harder?

How Do I Switch Hands???
If you saw someone casually club themselves upside the head with a toolbox anywhere in the galaxy but here, you'd probably be pretty concerned for them.

I Was a Teenage Anarchist
You were doing a great job sticking it to the system until that vending machine decided to fight back.

Long shift
Well, that didn't take long.

The Man Inside the MODsuit
Ignore the warning label on a springlock MODsuit.