Achievements Unlocked
Don't worry, metagaming is all that matters.

Blood-Drunk Miners Killed
You've killed HOW many?

Bosses Killed
You've killed HOW many?

Bubblegums Killed
You've killed HOW many?

Demonic-Frost Miners Killed
You've killed HOW many?

Drakes Killed
You've killed HOW many?

Hierophants Killed
You've killed HOW many?

Intento Score
A blast from the future?

Maintenance Pills Consumed
Wait why?

Style Score
You might not be a robot, but you were damn close.

Tendril Score
Watch your step

Tourists Served as Bartender Highscore
Your highscore on serving tourist bots as bartender.

Archmage
Made a big impression on the station with your phenomenal cosmic power.

Blood-drunk Miner Killer
I guess he couldn't handle his drink that well.

Boss Killer
You've come a long ways from asking how to switch hands.

Bubblegum Killer
I guess he wasn't made of candy after all

Centcom Grade: Shitty Service
Well, you at least tried. How about trying harder?

Demonic-frost Miner Killer
Definitely harder than the Blood-drunk Miner.

Drake Killer
Now I can wear Rune Platebodies!

Feat of Strength
If the rod is immovable, is it passing you or are you passing it?

Fugitive Victory
I'm just the description on an achievement, but if you end up having to choose between town and changelings, go changelings.

Getting an upgrade
Make your first unique material item!

God's Wrath
Did you think you could get away with defiling the word of God?

HA, GOTTEM
Made you look!

Hierophant Killer
Hierophant, but not triumphant.

How Do I Switch Hands???
If you saw someone casually club themselves upside the head with a toolbox anywhere in the galaxy but here, you'd probably be pretty concerned for them.

KKKiiilll mmmeee
You were a little too ambitious, but hey, I guess you're still alive?

Legendary miner
No mere rock can stop me!

Long shift
Well, that didn't take long.

Outdebted
I've paid my dues, shift after shift... I've done my sentence but commited no griff...

Rule 8
Call an admin this is ILLEGAL!!

Secrets behind the Spider Door
You managed to open a gate into the mansus.

Tendril Exterminator
Watch your step

The Man Inside the MODsuit
Ignore the warning label on a springlock MODsuit.

Tram Surfer
Lights out, guerilla radio!

WHAT JUST HAPPENED
As a blood cultist, be part of a team that summons 3 shuttle curses within 10 seconds. Imagine cleaning up after them, g r o s s!

Your Life Before Your Eyes
Take a close look at hurtling space debris