Achievements Unlocked
Don't worry, metagaming is all that matters.

Blood-Drunk Miners Killed
You've killed HOW many?

Bosses Killed
You've killed HOW many?

Fish Species Caught
How many different species of fish you've caught so far. Gotta fish 'em all.

Hierophants Killed
You've killed HOW many?

Style Score
You might not be a robot, but you were damn close.

Tourists Served as Chef Highscore
Your highscore on serving tourist bots as chef.

A Nasty Fall
...And the earth opened its mouth and swallowed them and their station- all the HOP's men and all their possessions.

Blood-drunk Miner Killer
I guess he couldn't handle his drink that well.

Boss Killer
You've come a long ways from asking how to switch hands.

Centcom Grade: Shitty Service
Well, you at least tried. How about trying harder?

Hierophant Crusher
Hierophant, but not triumphant.

Hierophant Killer
Hierophant, but not triumphant.

How Do I Switch Hands???
If you saw someone casually club themselves upside the head with a toolbox anywhere in the galaxy but here, you'd probably be pretty concerned for them.

Silver and Steel
You've become the master of all duellists - the paragon of blades.