Achievements Unlocked
Don't worry, metagaming is all that matters.

Bosses Killed
You've killed HOW many?

Demonic-Frost Miners Killed
You've killed HOW many?

Drakes Killed
You've killed HOW many?

Hierophants Killed
You've killed HOW many?

Maintenance Pills Consumed
Wait why?

Style Score
You might not be a robot, but you were damn close.

Tourists Served as Chef Highscore
Your highscore on serving tourist bots as chef.

All that perish
Place of a diffrent being, diffrent time. Everything ends there... but maybe it is just the beginning?

Boss Killer
You've come a long ways from asking how to switch hands.

Centcom Grade: Shitty Service
Well, you at least tried. How about trying harder?

Demonic-frost Miner Crusher
Definitely harder than the Blood-drunk Miner.

Demonic-frost Miner Killer
Definitely harder than the Blood-drunk Miner.

Drake Crusher
Now I can wear Rune Platebodies!

Drake Killer
Now I can wear Rune Platebodies!

Frenching
Just a taste, for science!

Getting an upgrade
Make your first unique material item!

God's Wrath
Did you think you could get away with defiling the word of God?

HA, GOTTEM
Made you look!

Hierophant Crusher
Hierophant, but not triumphant.

Hierophant Killer
Hierophant, but not triumphant.

How Do I Switch Hands???
If you saw someone casually club themselves upside the head with a toolbox anywhere in the galaxy but here, you'd probably be pretty concerned for them.

I Was a Teenage Anarchist
You were doing a great job sticking it to the system until that vending machine decided to fight back.

It arrived
You managed to teleport an entity on the station that really shouldn't be there.

KKKiiilll mmmeee
You were a little too ambitious, but hey, I guess you're still alive?

Lawyer Victory
Oh don't mind me, i'm just the worst rol- Oops, I just instantly ended the game.

Legendary fisher
Give a spaceman a fish and you feed him for a while; teach a spaceman to fish and you feed him until the shuttle arrives.

Legendary miner
No mere rock can stop me!

Long shift
Well, that didn't take long.

Mister Sandman
Mechanically speaking, there's no real benefit to being unconscious during surgery. Weird how insistent this doctor is about using the N2O anyway though, huh?

My Watchlist Status is Not Important
You may be under the impression that violent video games are a harmless pastime, but the security and medical personnel swarming your location with batons and knockout gas look like they disagree.

Outdebted
I've paid my dues, shift after shift... I've done my sentence but commited no griff...

Psychologist Victory
You learned how to not reveal someone random night one! Or... maybe you're just a lucky bastard.

Round and Full
Well at least you aren't down the river, I hear they eat people there.

Rule 8
Call an admin this is ILLEGAL!!

Silver and Steel
You've become the master of all duellists - the paragon of blades.

The Man Inside the MODsuit
Ignore the warning label on a springlock MODsuit.

WHAT JUST HAPPENED
As a blood cultist, be part of a team that summons 3 shuttle curses within 10 seconds. Imagine cleaning up after them, g r o s s!

Your Life Before Your Eyes
Take a close look at hurtling space debris