Achievements Unlocked
Don't worry, metagaming is all that matters.

Blood-Drunk Miners Killed
You've killed HOW many?

Bosses Killed
You've killed HOW many?

Drakes Killed
You've killed HOW many?

Hierophants Killed
You've killed HOW many?

Maintenance Pills Consumed
Wait why?

Style Score
You might not be a robot, but you were damn close.

Tourists Served as Bartender Highscore
Your highscore on serving tourist bots as bartender.

A Bowl-d New World
There's a lot of grisly ways to kick it on the Spinward Periphery, but drowning to death in a toilet probably wasn't what you had in mind. Probably.

Blood-drunk Miner Killer
I guess he couldn't handle his drink that well.

Boss Killer
You've come a long ways from asking how to switch hands.

Centcom Grade: Shitty Service
Well, you at least tried. How about trying harder?

Clickbait
Where's my free smartphone?!?

Drake Killer
Now I can wear Rune Platebodies!

HA, GOTTEM
Made you look!

Hierophant Killer
Hierophant, but not triumphant.

Hot Damn!
Sometimes you need to make some noise to make a point.

How Do I Switch Hands???
If you saw someone casually club themselves upside the head with a toolbox anywhere in the galaxy but here, you'd probably be pretty concerned for them.

Long shift
Well, that didn't take long.

Look Out, Sir!
Either awarded for making the ultimate sacrifice for your comrades, or a really dumb attempt at grenade jumping.

Round and Full
Well at least you aren't down the river, I hear they eat people there.

Rule 8
Call an admin this is ILLEGAL!!

Tram Surfer
Lights out, guerilla radio!

WHAT JUST HAPPENED
As a blood cultist, be part of a team that summons 3 shuttle curses within 10 seconds. Imagine cleaning up after them, g r o s s!

Your Life Before Your Eyes
Take a close look at hurtling space debris