Achievements Unlocked
Don't worry, metagaming is all that matters.

Intento Score
A blast from the future?

Maintenance Pills Consumed
Wait why?

Style Score
You might not be a robot, but you were damn close.

Centcom Grade: Shitty Service
Well, you at least tried. How about trying harder?

Clickbait
Where's my free smartphone?!?

Getting an upgrade
Make your first unique material item!

HA, GOTTEM
Made you look!

Hills of Rust
You've summoned a piece of the Hill of rust, and so the Hills welcome you.

Hot Damn!
Sometimes you need to make some noise to make a point.

How Do I Switch Hands???
If you saw someone casually club themselves upside the head with a toolbox anywhere in the galaxy but here, you'd probably be pretty concerned for them.

I Was a Teenage Anarchist
You were doing a great job sticking it to the system until that vending machine decided to fight back.

Long shift
Well, that didn't take long.

Mister Sandman
Mechanically speaking, there's no real benefit to being unconscious during surgery. Weird how insistent this doctor is about using the N2O anyway though, huh?

My Watchlist Status is Not Important
You may be under the impression that violent video games are a harmless pastime, but the security and medical personnel swarming your location with batons and knockout gas look like they disagree.

Rule 8
Call an admin this is ILLEGAL!!

The Man Inside the MODsuit
Ignore the warning label on a springlock MODsuit.

Tram Surfer
Lights out, guerilla radio!