Achievements Unlocked
Don't worry, metagaming is all that matters.

Maintenance Pills Consumed
Wait why?

Tourists Served as Bartender Highscore
Your highscore on serving tourist bots as bartender.

Centcom Grade: Shitty Service
Well, you at least tried. How about trying harder?

HA, GOTTEM
Made you look!

How Do I Switch Hands???
If you saw someone casually club themselves upside the head with a toolbox anywhere in the galaxy but here, you'd probably be pretty concerned for them.

I Was a Teenage Anarchist
You were doing a great job sticking it to the system until that vending machine decided to fight back.

Lawyer Victory
Oh don't mind me, i'm just the worst rol- Oops, I just instantly ended the game.

My Watchlist Status is Not Important
You may be under the impression that violent video games are a harmless pastime, but the security and medical personnel swarming your location with batons and knockout gas look like they disagree.