Achievements Unlocked
Don't worry, metagaming is all that matters.

Bosses Killed
You've killed HOW many?

Colossus Killed
You've killed HOW many?

Hardcore random points
Well, I might be a blind, deaf, crippled guy, but hey, at least I'm alive.

Intento Score
A blast from the future?

Maintenance Pills Consumed
Wait why?

Boss Killer
You've come a long ways from asking how to switch hands.

Colussus Killer
The bigger they are... the better the loot

Frenching
Just a taste, for science!

Fugitive Victory
I'm just the description on an achievement, but if you end up having to choose between town and changelings, go changelings.

Getting an upgrade
Make your first unique material item!

HA, GOTTEM
Made you look!

How Do I Switch Hands???
If you saw someone casually club themselves upside the head with a toolbox anywhere in the galaxy but here, you'd probably be pretty concerned for them.

I Was a Teenage Anarchist
You were doing a great job sticking it to the system until that vending machine decided to fight back.

If Nar'Sie is so good, why isn't there a...
Even interdimensional space deitys need a friend.

Long shift
Well, that didn't take long.

The Man Inside the MODsuit
Ignore the warning label on a springlock MODsuit.

Thoughtfeeder Victory
Clown's best friend. And Obsessed. And fugitive? Whose side are you on?!

Tram Surfer
Lights out, guerilla radio!

WHAT JUST HAPPENED
As a blood cultist, be part of a team that summons 3 shuttle curses within 10 seconds. Imagine cleaning up after them, g r o s s!

Your Life Before Your Eyes
Take a close look at hurtling space debris