Achievements Unlocked
Don't worry, metagaming is all that matters.

Blood-Drunk Miners Killed
You've killed HOW many?

Bosses Killed
You've killed HOW many?

Bubblegums Killed
You've killed HOW many?

Maintenance Pills Consumed
Wait why?

Blood-drunk Miner Killer
I guess he couldn't handle his drink that well.

Boss Killer
You've come a long ways from asking how to switch hands.

Bubblegum Killer
I guess he wasn't made of candy after all

How Do I Switch Hands???
If you saw someone casually club themselves upside the head with a toolbox anywhere in the galaxy but here, you'd probably be pretty concerned for them.

It arrived
You managed to teleport an entity on the station that really shouldn't be there.

KKKiiilll mmmeee
You were a little too ambitious, but hey, I guess you're still alive?

Long shift
Well, that didn't take long.

The Man Inside the MODsuit
Ignore the warning label on a springlock MODsuit.

Your Life Before Your Eyes
Take a close look at hurtling space debris