cynicalelephant

Basic Information
Byond Account Registered First Seen Last Seen
2019-03-29 2019-07-02 03:55:27 2024-11-20 20:25:26
Achievements
5

Achievements Unlocked
Don't worry, metagaming is all that matters.

4

Fish Species Caught
How many different species of fish you've caught so far. Gotta fish 'em all.

5

Maintenance Pills Consumed
Wait why?

1600

Tourists Served as Bartender Highscore
Your highscore on serving tourist bots as bartender.

2670

Tourists Served as Chef Highscore
Your highscore on serving tourist bots as chef.

Centcom Grade: Acceptable Service
Well, it'll do! You and your department did just fine.

Centcom Grade: Shitty Service
Well, you at least tried. How about trying harder?

How Do I Switch Hands???
If you saw someone casually club themselves upside the head with a toolbox anywhere in the galaxy but here, you'd probably be pretty concerned for them.

KKKiiilll mmmeee
You were a little too ambitious, but hey, I guess you're still alive?

Long shift
Well, that didn't take long.

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