Tourists Served as Bartender Highscore
Your highscore on serving tourist bots as bartender.

Assistant Victory
If you got killed instead of someone more important, you just flexed the true strength of your """"role"""".

Centcom Grade: Shitty Service
Well, you at least tried. How about trying harder?

How Do I Switch Hands???
If you saw someone casually club themselves upside the head with a toolbox anywhere in the galaxy but here, you'd probably be pretty concerned for them.

Long shift
Well, that didn't take long.