Achievements Unlocked
Don't worry, metagaming is all that matters.

Blood-Drunk Miners Killed
You've killed HOW many?

Bosses Killed
You've killed HOW many?

Bubblegums Killed
You've killed HOW many?

Demonic-Frost Miners Killed
You've killed HOW many?

Drakes Killed
You've killed HOW many?

Hierophants Killed
You've killed HOW many?

Legions Killed
You've killed HOW many?

Tendril Score
Watch your step

Wendigos Killed
You've killed HOW many?

Blood-drunk Miner Killer
I guess he couldn't handle his drink that well.

Boss Killer
You've come a long ways from asking how to switch hands.

Bubblegum Killer
I guess he wasn't made of candy after all

Centcom Grade: Shitty Service
Well, you at least tried. How about trying harder?

Demonic-frost Miner Crusher
Definitely harder than the Blood-drunk Miner.

Demonic-frost Miner Killer
Definitely harder than the Blood-drunk Miner.

Drake Crusher
Now I can wear Rune Platebodies!

Drake Killer
Now I can wear Rune Platebodies!

Hierophant Crusher
Hierophant, but not triumphant.

Hierophant Killer
Hierophant, but not triumphant.

How Do I Switch Hands???
If you saw someone casually club themselves upside the head with a toolbox anywhere in the galaxy but here, you'd probably be pretty concerned for them.

Legendary miner
No mere rock can stop me!

Legion Crusher
We were many... now we are none.

Legion Killer
We were many..now we are none.

Long shift
Well, that didn't take long.

Tendril Exterminator
Watch your step

Wendigo Killer
You've now ruined years of mythical storytelling.