Achievements Unlocked
Don't worry, metagaming is all that matters.

Centcom Grade: Shitty Service
Well, you at least tried. How about trying harder?

How Do I Switch Hands???
If you saw someone casually club themselves upside the head with a toolbox anywhere in the galaxy but here, you'd probably be pretty concerned for them.

Round and Full
Well at least you aren't down the river, I hear they eat people there.