Achievements Unlocked
Don't worry, metagaming is all that matters.

Tendril Score
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Centcom Grade: Acceptable Service
Well, it'll do! You and your department did just fine.

How Do I Switch Hands???
If you saw someone casually club themselves upside the head with a toolbox anywhere in the galaxy but here, you'd probably be pretty concerned for them.

My Watchlist Status is Not Important
You may be under the impression that violent video games are a harmless pastime, but the security and medical personnel swarming your location with batons and knockout gas look like they disagree.

Tendril Exterminator
Watch your step