funkemonke

Basic Information
Byond Account Registered First Seen Last Seen
2022-12-30 2023-05-13 04:00:54 2024-12-22 07:12:26
Achievements
10

Achievements Unlocked
Don't worry, metagaming is all that matters.

1

Bosses Killed
You've killed HOW many?

1

Drakes Killed
You've killed HOW many?

2

Maintenance Pills Consumed
Wait why?

1275

Tourists Served as Bartender Highscore
Your highscore on serving tourist bots as bartender.

Boss Killer
You've come a long ways from asking how to switch hands.

Centcom Grade: Shitty Service
Well, you at least tried. How about trying harder?

Drake Killer
Now I can wear Rune Platebodies!

How Do I Switch Hands???
If you saw someone casually club themselves upside the head with a toolbox anywhere in the galaxy but here, you'd probably be pretty concerned for them.

Long shift
Well, that didn't take long.

Mister Sandman
Mechanically speaking, there's no real benefit to being unconscious during surgery. Weird how insistent this doctor is about using the N2O anyway though, huh?

My Watchlist Status is Not Important
You may be under the impression that violent video games are a harmless pastime, but the security and medical personnel swarming your location with batons and knockout gas look like they disagree.

Rule 8
Call an admin this is ILLEGAL!!

Tram Surfer
Lights out, guerilla radio!

Your Life Before Your Eyes
Take a close look at hurtling space debris

Links
Roles played, last 30 days
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