Achievements Unlocked
Don't worry, metagaming is all that matters.

Bosses Killed
You've killed HOW many?

Colossus Killed
You've killed HOW many?

Drakes Killed
You've killed HOW many?

Hierophants Killed
You've killed HOW many?

Maintenance Pills Consumed
Wait why?

Style Score
You might not be a robot, but you were damn close.

Tendril Score
Watch your step

Archmage
Made a big impression on the station with your phenomenal cosmic power.

Boss Killer
You've come a long ways from asking how to switch hands.

Centcom Grade: Exemplary Service
Centcom is very impressed with your department!

Centcom Grade: Shitty Service
Well, you at least tried. How about trying harder?

Clickbait
Where's my free smartphone?!?

Colussus Crusher
The bigger they are... the better the loot

Colussus Killer
The bigger they are... the better the loot

Drake Crusher
Now I can wear Rune Platebodies!

Drake Killer
Now I can wear Rune Platebodies!

Getting an upgrade
Make your first unique material item!

HA, GOTTEM
Made you look!

Hierophant Crusher
Hierophant, but not triumphant.

Hierophant Killer
Hierophant, but not triumphant.

Hills of Rust
You've summoned a piece of the Hill of rust, and so the Hills welcome you.

How Do I Switch Hands???
If you saw someone casually club themselves upside the head with a toolbox anywhere in the galaxy but here, you'd probably be pretty concerned for them.

I Was a Teenage Anarchist
You were doing a great job sticking it to the system until that vending machine decided to fight back.

Mister Sandman
Mechanically speaking, there's no real benefit to being unconscious during surgery. Weird how insistent this doctor is about using the N2O anyway though, huh?

Perfect chemistry blossom
Passed the chemistry tutorial with perfect purity!

Silver and Steel
You've become the master of all duellists - the paragon of blades.

Tendril Exterminator
Watch your step

Tram Surfer
Lights out, guerilla radio!

Your Life Before Your Eyes
Take a close look at hurtling space debris