Bosses Killed
You've killed HOW many?

Drakes Killed
You've killed HOW many?

Hierophants Killed
You've killed HOW many?

Maintenance Pills Consumed
Wait why?

Tourists Served as Bartender Highscore
Your highscore on serving tourist bots as bartender.

All that perish
Place of a diffrent being, diffrent time. Everything ends there... but maybe it is just the beginning?

Boss Killer
You've come a long ways from asking how to switch hands.

Centcom Grade: Shitty Service
Well, you at least tried. How about trying harder?

Clickbait
Where's my free smartphone?!?

Drake Killer
Now I can wear Rune Platebodies!

Hierophant Crusher
Hierophant, but not triumphant.

Hierophant Killer
Hierophant, but not triumphant.

How Do I Switch Hands???
If you saw someone casually club themselves upside the head with a toolbox anywhere in the galaxy but here, you'd probably be pretty concerned for them.

Medical Doctor Victory
Congratulations on learning how to not talk!

Round and Full
Well at least you aren't down the river, I hear they eat people there.

The Man Inside the MODsuit
Ignore the warning label on a springlock MODsuit.

WHAT JUST HAPPENED
As a blood cultist, be part of a team that summons 3 shuttle curses within 10 seconds. Imagine cleaning up after them, g r o s s!