Bosses Killed
You've killed HOW many?

Colossus Killed
You've killed HOW many?

Maintenance Pills Consumed
Wait why?

Boss Killer
You've come a long ways from asking how to switch hands.

Colussus Killer
The bigger they are... the better the loot

How Do I Switch Hands???
If you saw someone casually club themselves upside the head with a toolbox anywhere in the galaxy but here, you'd probably be pretty concerned for them.

I Was a Teenage Anarchist
You were doing a great job sticking it to the system until that vending machine decided to fight back.

Nightwatcher's Eyes
You've risen above the flames, became one with the ashes. You've been reborn as one with the Nightwatcher.