Achievements Unlocked
Don't worry, metagaming is all that matters.

Bosses Killed
You've killed HOW many?

Bubblegums Killed
You've killed HOW many?

Colossus Killed
You've killed HOW many?

Maintenance Pills Consumed
Wait why?

Tendril Score
Watch your step

All that perish
Place of a diffrent being, diffrent time. Everything ends there... but maybe it is just the beginning?

Assistant Victory
If you got killed instead of someone more important, you just flexed the true strength of your """"role"""".

Boss Killer
You've come a long ways from asking how to switch hands.

Bubblegum Killer
I guess he wasn't made of candy after all

Colussus Killer
The bigger they are... the better the loot

How Do I Switch Hands???
If you saw someone casually club themselves upside the head with a toolbox anywhere in the galaxy but here, you'd probably be pretty concerned for them.

I Was a Teenage Anarchist
You were doing a great job sticking it to the system until that vending machine decided to fight back.

KKKiiilll mmmeee
You were a little too ambitious, but hey, I guess you're still alive?

Mister Sandman
Mechanically speaking, there's no real benefit to being unconscious during surgery. Weird how insistent this doctor is about using the N2O anyway though, huh?

Silver and Steel
You've become the master of all duellists - the paragon of blades.

Tendril Exterminator
Watch your step

Tram Surfer
Lights out, guerilla radio!

Vortex of Arms
You've became something more, something greater. A piece of the emperor resides within you, and you within him.