Achievements Unlocked
Don't worry, metagaming is all that matters.

Centcom Grade: Shitty Service
Well, you at least tried. How about trying harder?

Fugitive Victory
I'm just the description on an achievement, but if you end up having to choose between town and changelings, go changelings.

How Do I Switch Hands???
If you saw someone casually club themselves upside the head with a toolbox anywhere in the galaxy but here, you'd probably be pretty concerned for them.