Achievements Unlocked
Don't worry, metagaming is all that matters.

Bosses Killed
You've killed HOW many?

Hierophants Killed
You've killed HOW many?

Style Score
You might not be a robot, but you were damn close.

Boss Killer
You've come a long ways from asking how to switch hands.

Hierophant Crusher
Hierophant, but not triumphant.

Hierophant Killer
Hierophant, but not triumphant.

How Do I Switch Hands???
If you saw someone casually club themselves upside the head with a toolbox anywhere in the galaxy but here, you'd probably be pretty concerned for them.

Perfect chemistry blossom
Passed the chemistry tutorial with perfect purity!

Security Officer Victory
Don't worry, you can win this if you're dead! You... did use your ability to become dead, right?

Your Life Before Your Eyes
Take a close look at hurtling space debris