jaakkima

Basic Information
Byond Account Registered First Seen Last Seen
2019-09-24 2020-01-11 17:22:27 2024-12-21 15:43:16
Achievements
27

Achievements Unlocked
Don't worry, metagaming is all that matters.

38

Blood-Drunk Miners Killed
You've killed HOW many?

246

Bosses Killed
You've killed HOW many?

12

Bubblegums Killed
You've killed HOW many?

2

Colossus Killed
You've killed HOW many?

143

Drakes Killed
You've killed HOW many?

49

Fish Species Caught
How many different species of fish you've caught so far. Gotta fish 'em all.

502

Hardcore random points
Well, I might be a blind, deaf, crippled guy, but hey, at least I'm alive.

44

Hierophants Killed
You've killed HOW many?

13

Intento Score
A blast from the future?

2

Legions Killed
You've killed HOW many?

168

Maintenance Pills Consumed
Wait why?

3

Tendril Score
Watch your step

2225

Tourists Served as Bartender Highscore
Your highscore on serving tourist bots as bartender.

5

Wendigos Killed
You've killed HOW many?

Blood-drunk Miner Crusher
I guess he couldn't handle his drink that well.

Blood-drunk Miner Killer
I guess he couldn't handle his drink that well.

Boss Killer
You've come a long ways from asking how to switch hands.

Bubblegum Killer
I guess he wasn't made of candy after all

Centcom Grade: Shitty Service
Well, you at least tried. How about trying harder?

Clickbait
Where's my free smartphone?!?

Colussus Crusher
The bigger they are... the better the loot

Colussus Killer
The bigger they are... the better the loot

Drake Crusher
Now I can wear Rune Platebodies!

Drake Killer
Now I can wear Rune Platebodies!

Getting an upgrade
Make your first unique material item!

Hierophant Crusher
Hierophant, but not triumphant.

Hierophant Killer
Hierophant, but not triumphant.

How Do I Switch Hands???
If you saw someone casually club themselves upside the head with a toolbox anywhere in the galaxy but here, you'd probably be pretty concerned for them.

Legendary fisher
Give a spaceman a fish and you feed him for a while; teach a spaceman to fish and you feed him until the shuttle arrives.

Legendary miner
No mere rock can stop me!

Legion Killer
We were many..now we are none.

Long shift
Well, that didn't take long.

Mister Sandman
Mechanically speaking, there's no real benefit to being unconscious during surgery. Weird how insistent this doctor is about using the N2O anyway though, huh?

My Watchlist Status is Not Important
You may be under the impression that violent video games are a harmless pastime, but the security and medical personnel swarming your location with batons and knockout gas look like they disagree.

Outdebted
I've paid my dues, shift after shift... I've done my sentence but commited no griff...

Rule 8
Call an admin this is ILLEGAL!!

Tendril Exterminator
Watch your step

The Man Inside the MODsuit
Ignore the warning label on a springlock MODsuit.

Tram Surfer
Lights out, guerilla radio!

Wendigo Killer
You've now ruined years of mythical storytelling.

Your Life Before Your Eyes
Take a close look at hurtling space debris

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