Achievements Unlocked
Don't worry, metagaming is all that matters.

Blood-Drunk Miners Killed
You've killed HOW many?

Bosses Killed
You've killed HOW many?

Fish Species Caught
How many different species of fish you've caught so far. Gotta fish 'em all.

Hierophants Killed
You've killed HOW many?

Intento Score
A blast from the future?

Maintenance Pills Consumed
Wait why?

Blood-drunk Miner Killer
I guess he couldn't handle his drink that well.

Boss Killer
You've come a long ways from asking how to switch hands.

Centcom Grade: Shitty Service
Well, you at least tried. How about trying harder?

Getting an upgrade
Make your first unique material item!

HA, GOTTEM
Made you look!

Hierophant Killer
Hierophant, but not triumphant.

How Do I Switch Hands???
If you saw someone casually club themselves upside the head with a toolbox anywhere in the galaxy but here, you'd probably be pretty concerned for them.

KKKiiilll mmmeee
You were a little too ambitious, but hey, I guess you're still alive?

Legendary fisher
Give a spaceman a fish and you feed him for a while; teach a spaceman to fish and you feed him until the shuttle arrives.

Mister Sandman
Mechanically speaking, there's no real benefit to being unconscious during surgery. Weird how insistent this doctor is about using the N2O anyway though, huh?

Perfect chemistry blossom
Passed the chemistry tutorial with perfect purity!

Round and Full
Well at least you aren't down the river, I hear they eat people there.

The Man Inside the MODsuit
Ignore the warning label on a springlock MODsuit.

Tram Surfer
Lights out, guerilla radio!

Warden Victory
Make changelings think you're detective, go on lockdown, actual detective investigates you and dies. Cha cha real smooth!

Your Life Before Your Eyes
Take a close look at hurtling space debris