Centcom Grade: Shitty Service
Well, you at least tried. How about trying harder?

Chaplain Victory
Useless... until the one night the thoughtfeeder confidently claims themselves as detective. Mafia's true bullshit detector.

How Do I Switch Hands???
If you saw someone casually club themselves upside the head with a toolbox anywhere in the galaxy but here, you'd probably be pretty concerned for them.

Look Out, Sir!
Either awarded for making the ultimate sacrifice for your comrades, or a really dumb attempt at grenade jumping.