Achievements Unlocked
Don't worry, metagaming is all that matters.

Intento Score
A blast from the future?

Maintenance Pills Consumed
Wait why?

Style Score
You might not be a robot, but you were damn close.

Tourists Served as Chef Highscore
Your highscore on serving tourist bots as chef.

All that perish
Place of a diffrent being, diffrent time. Everything ends there... but maybe it is just the beginning?

Centcom Grade: Shitty Service
Well, you at least tried. How about trying harder?

Fugitive Victory
I'm just the description on an achievement, but if you end up having to choose between town and changelings, go changelings.

Getting an upgrade
Make your first unique material item!

HA, GOTTEM
Made you look!

How Do I Switch Hands???
If you saw someone casually club themselves upside the head with a toolbox anywhere in the galaxy but here, you'd probably be pretty concerned for them.

I Was a Teenage Anarchist
You were doing a great job sticking it to the system until that vending machine decided to fight back.

Legendary fisher
Give a spaceman a fish and you feed him for a while; teach a spaceman to fish and you feed him until the shuttle arrives.

Long shift
Well, that didn't take long.

Rule 8
Call an admin this is ILLEGAL!!

Secrets behind the Spider Door
You managed to open a gate into the mansus.

Silver and Steel
You've become the master of all duellists - the paragon of blades.

WHAT JUST HAPPENED
As a blood cultist, be part of a team that summons 3 shuttle curses within 10 seconds. Imagine cleaning up after them, g r o s s!

Your Life Before Your Eyes
Take a close look at hurtling space debris