Achievements Unlocked
Don't worry, metagaming is all that matters.

Bosses Killed
You've killed HOW many?

Drakes Killed
You've killed HOW many?

Fish Species Caught
How many different species of fish you've caught so far. Gotta fish 'em all.

Hierophants Killed
You've killed HOW many?

Maintenance Pills Consumed
Wait why?

Tourists Served as Chef Highscore
Your highscore on serving tourist bots as chef.

Boss Killer
You've come a long ways from asking how to switch hands.

Centcom Grade: Shitty Service
Well, you at least tried. How about trying harder?

Clickbait
Where's my free smartphone?!?

Drake Killer
Now I can wear Rune Platebodies!

Getting an upgrade
Make your first unique material item!

Hierophant Killer
Hierophant, but not triumphant.

Hot Damn!
Sometimes you need to make some noise to make a point.

How Do I Switch Hands???
If you saw someone casually club themselves upside the head with a toolbox anywhere in the galaxy but here, you'd probably be pretty concerned for them.

I Was a Teenage Anarchist
You were doing a great job sticking it to the system until that vending machine decided to fight back.

Long shift
Well, that didn't take long.

Mister Sandman
Mechanically speaking, there's no real benefit to being unconscious during surgery. Weird how insistent this doctor is about using the N2O anyway though, huh?

Nightwatcher's Eyes
You've risen above the flames, became one with the ashes. You've been reborn as one with the Nightwatcher.

Vortex of Arms
You've became something more, something greater. A piece of the emperor resides within you, and you within him.

WHAT JUST HAPPENED
As a blood cultist, be part of a team that summons 3 shuttle curses within 10 seconds. Imagine cleaning up after them, g r o s s!