Blood-Drunk Miners Killed
You've killed HOW many?

Bosses Killed
You've killed HOW many?

Bubblegums Killed
You've killed HOW many?

Colossus Killed
You've killed HOW many?

Maintenance Pills Consumed
Wait why?

Blood-drunk Miner Killer
I guess he couldn't handle his drink that well.

Boss Killer
You've come a long ways from asking how to switch hands.

Bubblegum Killer
I guess he wasn't made of candy after all

Colussus Killer
The bigger they are... the better the loot

Getting an upgrade
Make your first unique material item!

Hot Damn!
Sometimes you need to make some noise to make a point.

How Do I Switch Hands???
If you saw someone casually club themselves upside the head with a toolbox anywhere in the galaxy but here, you'd probably be pretty concerned for them.

I Was a Teenage Anarchist
You were doing a great job sticking it to the system until that vending machine decided to fight back.

Look Out, Sir!
Either awarded for making the ultimate sacrifice for your comrades, or a really dumb attempt at grenade jumping.

WHAT JUST HAPPENED
As a blood cultist, be part of a team that summons 3 shuttle curses within 10 seconds. Imagine cleaning up after them, g r o s s!