Achievements Unlocked
Don't worry, metagaming is all that matters.

Intento Score
A blast from the future?

Tourists Served as Bartender Highscore
Your highscore on serving tourist bots as bartender.

Tourists Served as Chef Highscore
Your highscore on serving tourist bots as chef.

Centcom Grade: Shitty Service
Well, you at least tried. How about trying harder?

HA, GOTTEM
Made you look!

How Do I Switch Hands???
If you saw someone casually club themselves upside the head with a toolbox anywhere in the galaxy but here, you'd probably be pretty concerned for them.

I Was a Teenage Anarchist
You were doing a great job sticking it to the system until that vending machine decided to fight back.

Thoughtfeeder Victory
Clown's best friend. And Obsessed. And fugitive? Whose side are you on?!