Achievements Unlocked
Don't worry, metagaming is all that matters.

Blood-Drunk Miners Killed
You've killed HOW many?

Bosses Killed
You've killed HOW many?

Bubblegums Killed
You've killed HOW many?

Colossus Killed
You've killed HOW many?

Demonic-Frost Miners Killed
You've killed HOW many?

Drakes Killed
You've killed HOW many?

Hierophants Killed
You've killed HOW many?

Intento Score
A blast from the future?

Legions Killed
You've killed HOW many?

Maintenance Pills Consumed
Wait why?

Style Score
You might not be a robot, but you were damn close.

Tendril Score
Watch your step

Tourists Served as Chef Highscore
Your highscore on serving tourist bots as chef.

Wendigos Killed
You've killed HOW many?

A Bowl-d New World
There's a lot of grisly ways to kick it on the Spinward Periphery, but drowning to death in a toilet probably wasn't what you had in mind. Probably.

Archmage
Made a big impression on the station with your phenomenal cosmic power.

Ascension
Caedite eos. Novit enim Dominus qui sunt eius.

Assistant Victory
If you got killed instead of someone more important, you just flexed the true strength of your """"role"""".

Blood-drunk Miner Crusher
I guess he couldn't handle his drink that well.

Blood-drunk Miner Killer
I guess he couldn't handle his drink that well.

Boss Killer
You've come a long ways from asking how to switch hands.

Bubblegum Crusher
I guess he wasn't made of candy after all

Bubblegum Killer
I guess he wasn't made of candy after all

Centcom Grade: Exemplary Service
Centcom is very impressed with your department!

Centcom Grade: Shitty Service
Well, you at least tried. How about trying harder?

Changeling Victory
I think the changelings are metacomming.

Chaplain Victory
Useless... until the one night the thoughtfeeder confidently claims themselves as detective. Mafia's true bullshit detector.

Clickbait
Where's my free smartphone?!?

Clown Victory
Did you know this works on traitors, despite their immunity? If you hit the jackpot and manage to kill one, they'll salt into the next dimension. Clown tips!

Colussus Crusher
The bigger they are... the better the loot

Colussus Killer
The bigger they are... the better the loot

Demonic-frost Miner Crusher
Definitely harder than the Blood-drunk Miner.

Demonic-frost Miner Killer
Definitely harder than the Blood-drunk Miner.

Detective Victory
If you did this with a Medical Doctor in the game, i'm not really that impressed.

Drake Crusher
Now I can wear Rune Platebodies!

Drake Killer
Now I can wear Rune Platebodies!

Feat of Strength
If the rod is immovable, is it passing you or are you passing it?

Frenching
Just a taste, for science!

Fugitive Victory
I'm just the description on an achievement, but if you end up having to choose between town and changelings, go changelings.

Getting an upgrade
Make your first unique material item!

God's Wrath
Did you think you could get away with defiling the word of God?

HA, GOTTEM
Made you look!

Head of Personnel Victory
King of Assistants, waster of a single mafia's night, thrower of games.

Head of Security Victory
Certified not shitcurity.

Hierophant Crusher
Hierophant, but not triumphant.

Hierophant Killer
Hierophant, but not triumphant.

Hills of Rust
You've summoned a piece of the Hill of rust, and so the Hills welcome you.

Hot Damn!
Sometimes you need to make some noise to make a point.

How Do I Switch Hands???
If you saw someone casually club themselves upside the head with a toolbox anywhere in the galaxy but here, you'd probably be pretty concerned for them.

I Was a Teenage Anarchist
You were doing a great job sticking it to the system until that vending machine decided to fight back.

If Nar'Sie is so good, why isn't there a...
Even interdimensional space deitys need a friend.

It arrived
You managed to teleport an entity on the station that really shouldn't be there.

King Goat Crusher
The king is dead, long live the king!

King Goat Killer
The king is dead, long live the king!

KKKiiilll mmmeee
You were a little too ambitious, but hey, I guess you're still alive?

Lawyer Victory
Oh don't mind me, i'm just the worst rol- Oops, I just instantly ended the game.

Legendary fisher
Give a spaceman a fish and you feed him for a while; teach a spaceman to fish and you feed him until the shuttle arrives.

Legendary miner
No mere rock can stop me!

Legion Crusher
We were many... now we are none.

Legion Killer
We were many..now we are none.

Long shift
Well, that didn't take long.

Look Out, Sir!
Either awarded for making the ultimate sacrifice for your comrades, or a really dumb attempt at grenade jumping.

Medical Doctor Victory
Congratulations on learning how to not talk!

Mister Sandman
Mechanically speaking, there's no real benefit to being unconscious during surgery. Weird how insistent this doctor is about using the N2O anyway though, huh?

My Watchlist Status is Not Important
You may be under the impression that violent video games are a harmless pastime, but the security and medical personnel swarming your location with batons and knockout gas look like they disagree.

Nightmare Victory
DID YOUR LIGHT FLICKER?!

Nightwatcher's Eyes
You've risen above the flames, became one with the ashes. You've been reborn as one with the Nightwatcher.

Obsessed Victory
You got your target lynched, so instead of being spiteful and annoying, you're just smug and annoying.

Ordeal of Sisyphus
Successfully carry a boulder from Lavaland all the way to Centcom, without ever dropping it. We must imagine you're happy to unlock this.

Outdebted
I've paid my dues, shift after shift... I've done my sentence but commited no griff...

Perfect chemistry blossom
Passed the chemistry tutorial with perfect purity!

Psychologist Victory
You learned how to not reveal someone random night one! Or... maybe you're just a lucky bastard.

Rule 8
Call an admin this is ILLEGAL!!

Secrets behind the Spider Door
You managed to open a gate into the mansus.

Security Officer Victory
Don't worry, you can win this if you're dead! You... did use your ability to become dead, right?

Silver and Steel
You've become the master of all duellists - the paragon of blades.

SOUL'd Out
My eternal soul was destroyed to make a toolbox look funny and all I got was this achievement...

Tendril Exterminator
Watch your step

The Last Act
You managed to become the ringleader and slay the lie.

The Man Inside the MODsuit
Ignore the warning label on a springlock MODsuit.

Thoughtfeeder Victory
Clown's best friend. And Obsessed. And fugitive? Whose side are you on?!

Traitor Victory
Guys, we still have two more changelings to ki-!! TRAITOR VICTORY !!

Tram Surfer
Lights out, guerilla radio!

Universally Hated
Managed to get more than 12 votes when put up on trial, jesus christ.

Vortex of Arms
You've became something more, something greater. A piece of the emperor resides within you, and you within him.

Warden Victory
Make changelings think you're detective, go on lockdown, actual detective investigates you and dies. Cha cha real smooth!

Wendigo Crusher
You've now ruined years of mythical storytelling.

Wendigo Killer
You've now ruined years of mythical storytelling.

WHAT JUST HAPPENED
As a blood cultist, be part of a team that summons 3 shuttle curses within 10 seconds. Imagine cleaning up after them, g r o s s!

Your Life Before Your Eyes
Take a close look at hurtling space debris