Achievements Unlocked
Don't worry, metagaming is all that matters.

Maintenance Pills Consumed
Wait why?

Style Score
You might not be a robot, but you were damn close.

Centcom Grade: Shitty Service
Well, you at least tried. How about trying harder?

Clown Victory
Did you know this works on traitors, despite their immunity? If you hit the jackpot and manage to kill one, they'll salt into the next dimension. Clown tips!

How Do I Switch Hands???
If you saw someone casually club themselves upside the head with a toolbox anywhere in the galaxy but here, you'd probably be pretty concerned for them.

I Was a Teenage Anarchist
You were doing a great job sticking it to the system until that vending machine decided to fight back.

KKKiiilll mmmeee
You were a little too ambitious, but hey, I guess you're still alive?

Legendary fisher
Give a spaceman a fish and you feed him for a while; teach a spaceman to fish and you feed him until the shuttle arrives.

Mister Sandman
Mechanically speaking, there's no real benefit to being unconscious during surgery. Weird how insistent this doctor is about using the N2O anyway though, huh?

My Watchlist Status is Not Important
You may be under the impression that violent video games are a harmless pastime, but the security and medical personnel swarming your location with batons and knockout gas look like they disagree.