Achievements Unlocked
Don't worry, metagaming is all that matters.

How Do I Switch Hands???
If you saw someone casually club themselves upside the head with a toolbox anywhere in the galaxy but here, you'd probably be pretty concerned for them.

I Was a Teenage Anarchist
You were doing a great job sticking it to the system until that vending machine decided to fight back.

Round and Full
Well at least you aren't down the river, I hear they eat people there.