Achievements Unlocked
Don't worry, metagaming is all that matters.

Bosses Killed
You've killed HOW many?

Drakes Killed
You've killed HOW many?

Intento Score
A blast from the future?

Maintenance Pills Consumed
Wait why?

Boss Killer
You've come a long ways from asking how to switch hands.

Clickbait
Where's my free smartphone?!?

Drake Killer
Now I can wear Rune Platebodies!

HA, GOTTEM
Made you look!

Head of Personnel Victory
King of Assistants, waster of a single mafia's night, thrower of games.

How Do I Switch Hands???
If you saw someone casually club themselves upside the head with a toolbox anywhere in the galaxy but here, you'd probably be pretty concerned for them.

Long shift
Well, that didn't take long.

WHAT JUST HAPPENED
As a blood cultist, be part of a team that summons 3 shuttle curses within 10 seconds. Imagine cleaning up after them, g r o s s!