Achievements Unlocked
Don't worry, metagaming is all that matters.

Assistant Victory
If you got killed instead of someone more important, you just flexed the true strength of your """"role"""".

Changeling Victory
I think the changelings are metacomming.

How Do I Switch Hands???
If you saw someone casually club themselves upside the head with a toolbox anywhere in the galaxy but here, you'd probably be pretty concerned for them.

Lawyer Victory
Oh don't mind me, i'm just the worst rol- Oops, I just instantly ended the game.

Long shift
Well, that didn't take long.

Your Life Before Your Eyes
Take a close look at hurtling space debris