Achievements Unlocked
Don't worry, metagaming is all that matters.

Feat of Strength
If the rod is immovable, is it passing you or are you passing it?

How Do I Switch Hands???
If you saw someone casually club themselves upside the head with a toolbox anywhere in the galaxy but here, you'd probably be pretty concerned for them.

Long shift
Well, that didn't take long.

Perfect chemistry blossom
Passed the chemistry tutorial with perfect purity!

Tram Surfer
Lights out, guerilla radio!