Achievements Unlocked
Don't worry, metagaming is all that matters.

Bosses Killed
You've killed HOW many?

Colossus Killed
You've killed HOW many?

Drakes Killed
You've killed HOW many?

Intento Score
A blast from the future?

Tendril Score
Watch your step

Wendigos Killed
You've killed HOW many?

Ascension
Caedite eos. Novit enim Dominus qui sunt eius.

Boss Killer
You've come a long ways from asking how to switch hands.

Colussus Killer
The bigger they are... the better the loot

Drake Killer
Now I can wear Rune Platebodies!

Feat of Strength
If the rod is immovable, is it passing you or are you passing it?

Getting an upgrade
Make your first unique material item!

How Do I Switch Hands???
If you saw someone casually club themselves upside the head with a toolbox anywhere in the galaxy but here, you'd probably be pretty concerned for them.

I Was a Teenage Anarchist
You were doing a great job sticking it to the system until that vending machine decided to fight back.

Obsessed Victory
You got your target lynched, so instead of being spiteful and annoying, you're just smug and annoying.

Round and Full
Well at least you aren't down the river, I hear they eat people there.

Rule 8
Call an admin this is ILLEGAL!!

SOUL'd Out
My eternal soul was destroyed to make a toolbox look funny and all I got was this achievement...

Tendril Exterminator
Watch your step

Thoughtfeeder Victory
Clown's best friend. And Obsessed. And fugitive? Whose side are you on?!

Very Important Piscis
You can rest well now.

Wendigo Killer
You've now ruined years of mythical storytelling.

WHAT JUST HAPPENED
As a blood cultist, be part of a team that summons 3 shuttle curses within 10 seconds. Imagine cleaning up after them, g r o s s!