Achievements Unlocked
Don't worry, metagaming is all that matters.

Hardcore random points
Well, I might be a blind, deaf, crippled guy, but hey, at least I'm alive.

Maintenance Pills Consumed
Wait why?

Tourists Served as Bartender Highscore
Your highscore on serving tourist bots as bartender.

Centcom Grade: Acceptable Service
Well, it'll do! You and your department did just fine.

Centcom Grade: Shitty Service
Well, you at least tried. How about trying harder?

How Do I Switch Hands???
If you saw someone casually club themselves upside the head with a toolbox anywhere in the galaxy but here, you'd probably be pretty concerned for them.

Legendary fisher
Give a spaceman a fish and you feed him for a while; teach a spaceman to fish and you feed him until the shuttle arrives.

Mister Sandman
Mechanically speaking, there's no real benefit to being unconscious during surgery. Weird how insistent this doctor is about using the N2O anyway though, huh?

Rule 8
Call an admin this is ILLEGAL!!