parkertroll

Basic Information
Byond Account Registered First Seen Last Seen
2020-04-25 2020-04-25 21:17:03 2024-12-10 02:24:02
Achievements
12

Achievements Unlocked
Don't worry, metagaming is all that matters.

2

Blood-Drunk Miners Killed
You've killed HOW many?

3

Bosses Killed
You've killed HOW many?

1

Hierophants Killed
You've killed HOW many?

15

Intento Score
A blast from the future?

3

Maintenance Pills Consumed
Wait why?

140

Tourists Served as Bartender Highscore
Your highscore on serving tourist bots as bartender.

2095

Tourists Served as Chef Highscore
Your highscore on serving tourist bots as chef.

Blood-drunk Miner Killer
I guess he couldn't handle his drink that well.

Boss Killer
You've come a long ways from asking how to switch hands.

Centcom Grade: Acceptable Service
Well, it'll do! You and your department did just fine.

Centcom Grade: Shitty Service
Well, you at least tried. How about trying harder?

Clickbait
Where's my free smartphone?!?

Getting an upgrade
Make your first unique material item!

HA, GOTTEM
Made you look!

Hierophant Killer
Hierophant, but not triumphant.

How Do I Switch Hands???
If you saw someone casually club themselves upside the head with a toolbox anywhere in the galaxy but here, you'd probably be pretty concerned for them.

Long shift
Well, that didn't take long.

My Watchlist Status is Not Important
You may be under the impression that violent video games are a harmless pastime, but the security and medical personnel swarming your location with batons and knockout gas look like they disagree.

Rule 8
Call an admin this is ILLEGAL!!

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