Achievements Unlocked
Don't worry, metagaming is all that matters.

Bosses Killed
You've killed HOW many?

Bubblegums Killed
You've killed HOW many?

Drakes Killed
You've killed HOW many?

Tendril Score
Watch your step

Boss Killer
You've come a long ways from asking how to switch hands.

Bubblegum Killer
I guess he wasn't made of candy after all

Drake Killer
Now I can wear Rune Platebodies!

Tendril Exterminator
Watch your step