Achievements Unlocked
Don't worry, metagaming is all that matters.

Intento Score
A blast from the future?

Tendril Score
Watch your step

Tourists Served as Bartender Highscore
Your highscore on serving tourist bots as bartender.

Centcom Grade: Shitty Service
Well, you at least tried. How about trying harder?

How Do I Switch Hands???
If you saw someone casually club themselves upside the head with a toolbox anywhere in the galaxy but here, you'd probably be pretty concerned for them.

Long shift
Well, that didn't take long.

Tendril Exterminator
Watch your step