Achievements Unlocked
Don't worry, metagaming is all that matters.

Blood-Drunk Miners Killed
You've killed HOW many?

Bosses Killed
You've killed HOW many?

Colossus Killed
You've killed HOW many?

Drakes Killed
You've killed HOW many?

Hierophants Killed
You've killed HOW many?

Legions Killed
You've killed HOW many?

Maintenance Pills Consumed
Wait why?

Tendril Score
Watch your step

Tourists Served as Bartender Highscore
Your highscore on serving tourist bots as bartender.

Assistant Victory
If you got killed instead of someone more important, you just flexed the true strength of your """"role"""".

Blood-drunk Miner Crusher
I guess he couldn't handle his drink that well.

Blood-drunk Miner Killer
I guess he couldn't handle his drink that well.

Boss Killer
You've come a long ways from asking how to switch hands.

Centcom Grade: Shitty Service
Well, you at least tried. How about trying harder?

Changeling Victory
I think the changelings are metacomming.

Colussus Crusher
The bigger they are... the better the loot

Colussus Killer
The bigger they are... the better the loot

Drake Crusher
Now I can wear Rune Platebodies!

Drake Killer
Now I can wear Rune Platebodies!

Getting an upgrade
Make your first unique material item!

HA, GOTTEM
Made you look!

Hierophant Crusher
Hierophant, but not triumphant.

Hierophant Killer
Hierophant, but not triumphant.

How Do I Switch Hands???
If you saw someone casually club themselves upside the head with a toolbox anywhere in the galaxy but here, you'd probably be pretty concerned for them.

Legendary miner
No mere rock can stop me!

Legion Killer
We were many..now we are none.

Long shift
Well, that didn't take long.

Rule 8
Call an admin this is ILLEGAL!!

Tendril Exterminator
Watch your step