Achievements Unlocked
Don't worry, metagaming is all that matters.

Bosses Killed
You've killed HOW many?

Drakes Killed
You've killed HOW many?

Intento Score
A blast from the future?

Tourists Served as Bartender Highscore
Your highscore on serving tourist bots as bartender.

Boss Killer
You've come a long ways from asking how to switch hands.

Centcom Grade: Acceptable Service
Well, it'll do! You and your department did just fine.

Centcom Grade: Shitty Service
Well, you at least tried. How about trying harder?

Clickbait
Where's my free smartphone?!?

Drake Killer
Now I can wear Rune Platebodies!

How Do I Switch Hands???
If you saw someone casually club themselves upside the head with a toolbox anywhere in the galaxy but here, you'd probably be pretty concerned for them.

I Was a Teenage Anarchist
You were doing a great job sticking it to the system until that vending machine decided to fight back.

Legendary fisher
Give a spaceman a fish and you feed him for a while; teach a spaceman to fish and you feed him until the shuttle arrives.

Outdebted
I've paid my dues, shift after shift... I've done my sentence but commited no griff...

Rule 8
Call an admin this is ILLEGAL!!

Tram Surfer
Lights out, guerilla radio!