Achievements Unlocked
Don't worry, metagaming is all that matters.

Tourists Served as Bartender Highscore
Your highscore on serving tourist bots as bartender.

Centcom Grade: Shitty Service
Well, you at least tried. How about trying harder?

Clown Victory
Did you know this works on traitors, despite their immunity? If you hit the jackpot and manage to kill one, they'll salt into the next dimension. Clown tips!

Getting an upgrade
Make your first unique material item!

How Do I Switch Hands???
If you saw someone casually club themselves upside the head with a toolbox anywhere in the galaxy but here, you'd probably be pretty concerned for them.

Long shift
Well, that didn't take long.