Achievements Unlocked
Don't worry, metagaming is all that matters.

Fish Species Caught
How many different species of fish you've caught so far. Gotta fish 'em all.

Tendril Score
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Tourists Served as Bartender Highscore
Your highscore on serving tourist bots as bartender.

A Bowl-d New World
There's a lot of grisly ways to kick it on the Spinward Periphery, but drowning to death in a toilet probably wasn't what you had in mind. Probably.

Centcom Grade: Shitty Service
Well, you at least tried. How about trying harder?

How Do I Switch Hands???
If you saw someone casually club themselves upside the head with a toolbox anywhere in the galaxy but here, you'd probably be pretty concerned for them.

Tendril Exterminator
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