Achievements Unlocked
Don't worry, metagaming is all that matters.

Maintenance Pills Consumed
Wait why?

God's Wrath
Did you think you could get away with defiling the word of God?

HA, GOTTEM
Made you look!

Hot Damn!
Sometimes you need to make some noise to make a point.

How Do I Switch Hands???
If you saw someone casually club themselves upside the head with a toolbox anywhere in the galaxy but here, you'd probably be pretty concerned for them.

Legendary fisher
Give a spaceman a fish and you feed him for a while; teach a spaceman to fish and you feed him until the shuttle arrives.

Long shift
Well, that didn't take long.

My Watchlist Status is Not Important
You may be under the impression that violent video games are a harmless pastime, but the security and medical personnel swarming your location with batons and knockout gas look like they disagree.

Outdebted
I've paid my dues, shift after shift... I've done my sentence but commited no griff...

Rule 8
Call an admin this is ILLEGAL!!

Tram Surfer
Lights out, guerilla radio!

Your Life Before Your Eyes
Take a close look at hurtling space debris