Achievements Unlocked
Don't worry, metagaming is all that matters.

Blood-Drunk Miners Killed
You've killed HOW many?

Bosses Killed
You've killed HOW many?

Blood-drunk Miner Killer
I guess he couldn't handle his drink that well.

Boss Killer
You've come a long ways from asking how to switch hands.

Clown Victory
Did you know this works on traitors, despite their immunity? If you hit the jackpot and manage to kill one, they'll salt into the next dimension. Clown tips!

How Do I Switch Hands???
If you saw someone casually club themselves upside the head with a toolbox anywhere in the galaxy but here, you'd probably be pretty concerned for them.

The Man Inside the MODsuit
Ignore the warning label on a springlock MODsuit.