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stapler2025
Basic Information
Achievements
Achievements Unlocked
Don't worry, metagaming is all that matters.
Bosses Killed
You've killed HOW many?
Bubblegums Killed
You've killed HOW many?
Hierophants Killed
You've killed HOW many?
Maintenance Pills Consumed
Wait why?
Style Score
You might not be a robot, but you were damn close.
Tourists Served as Bartender Highscore
Your highscore on serving tourist bots as bartender.
Boss Killer
You've come a long ways from asking how to switch hands.
Bubblegum Killer
I guess he wasn't made of candy after all
Centcom Grade: Shitty Service
Well, you at least tried. How about trying harder?
Hierophant Killer
Hierophant, but not triumphant.
How Do I Switch Hands???
If you saw someone casually club themselves upside the head with a toolbox anywhere in the galaxy but here, you'd probably be pretty concerned for them.
I Was a Teenage Anarchist
You were doing a great job sticking it to the system until that vending machine decided to fight back.
Legendary fisher
Give a spaceman a fish and you feed him for a while; teach a spaceman to fish and you feed him until the shuttle arrives.
Mister Sandman
Mechanically speaking, there's no real benefit to being unconscious during surgery. Weird how insistent this doctor is about using the N2O anyway though, huh?
Rule 8
Call an admin this is ILLEGAL!!
WHAT JUST HAPPENED
As a blood cultist, be part of a team that summons 3 shuttle curses within 10 seconds. Imagine cleaning up after them, g r o s s!