Achievements Unlocked
Don't worry, metagaming is all that matters.

Centcom Grade: Shitty Service
Well, you at least tried. How about trying harder?

How Do I Switch Hands???
If you saw someone casually club themselves upside the head with a toolbox anywhere in the galaxy but here, you'd probably be pretty concerned for them.

Outdebted
I've paid my dues, shift after shift... I've done my sentence but commited no griff...

Rule 8
Call an admin this is ILLEGAL!!