Achievements Unlocked
Don't worry, metagaming is all that matters.

Blood-Drunk Miners Killed
You've killed HOW many?

Bosses Killed
You've killed HOW many?

Bubblegums Killed
You've killed HOW many?

Colossus Killed
You've killed HOW many?

Drakes Killed
You've killed HOW many?

Fish Species Caught
How many different species of fish you've caught so far. Gotta fish 'em all.

Hierophants Killed
You've killed HOW many?

Legions Killed
You've killed HOW many?

Maintenance Pills Consumed
Wait why?

All that perish
Place of a diffrent being, diffrent time. Everything ends there... but maybe it is just the beginning?

Blood-drunk Miner Killer
I guess he couldn't handle his drink that well.

Boss Killer
You've come a long ways from asking how to switch hands.

Bubblegum Killer
I guess he wasn't made of candy after all

Colussus Killer
The bigger they are... the better the loot

Drake Killer
Now I can wear Rune Platebodies!

Hierophant Killer
Hierophant, but not triumphant.

How Do I Switch Hands???
If you saw someone casually club themselves upside the head with a toolbox anywhere in the galaxy but here, you'd probably be pretty concerned for them.

I Was a Teenage Anarchist
You were doing a great job sticking it to the system until that vending machine decided to fight back.

Legion Killer
We were many..now we are none.

Long shift
Well, that didn't take long.

Rule 8
Call an admin this is ILLEGAL!!

Vortex of Arms
You've became something more, something greater. A piece of the emperor resides within you, and you within him.